Manifesto of the idle parent

This will be my manifesto for the summer and beyond. Sounds like a pretty pleasant way for all of us to spend our days, doesn’t it? Click here to read Tom Hodgkinson’s article Idle parenting means happy children in the Telegraph. It’s an old one, but I just discovered it through a friend and it was a nice reminder.

  • We reject the idea that parenting requires hard work
  • We pledge to leave our children alone
  • That should mean that they leave us alone, too
  • We reject the rampant consumerism that invades children from the moment they are born
  • We read them poetry and fantastic stories without morals
  • We drink alcohol without guilt
  • We reject the inner Puritan
  • We fill the house with music and laughter
  • We don’t waste money on family days out and holidays
  • We lie in bed for as long as possible
  • We try not to interfere
  • We push them into the garden and shut the door so that we can clean the house
  • We both work as little as possible, particularly when the kids are small
  • Time is more important than money
  • Happy mess is better than miserable tidiness
  • Down with school
  • We fill the house with music and merriment
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